The build upto Christmas always seems to start, for me at least, with the smell of fruit soaked in alcohol. First there's the Christmas cake to make and then the puddings. I've been making the family christmas cake since I was 14, and although I've not really got a family to make one for anymore, I still make one and force feed friends with it. Gran always used to say, the secret to a good Christmas cake... more fruit than cake and more booze than fruit.
Anyway, Exhibit 1 : the murder weapon.
You could probably do someone "a mischief " with that. Or you could cover it in almond paste and icing and stick "novelty festive decorations"on top... I shall take a phone vote as to which is the better option .
Text the word CAKE followed by the words DO A MISCHIEF
or PLASTIC FATHER CHRISTMAS
to 87988.
Texts will be charged at £9.50 plus standard network charge, all money raised going to the "Let's stop TV companies using this sort of thing as a tax on stupid people" Fund.
1 comment:
Cake photos are my porn equivalent.
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